Tuesday, March 31, 2009

innatentive, lazy, drunk, i dont care...

i can put lights on my bike, i can watch out for you even when i have the right of way, even when i'm in a fucking bike lane, i can yell so loud a guy from two blocks away comes running and you still won't even know i'm there.
fuck you you fat, dumb, arrogant sack of shit.
look at me all pursed-lipped as i hit your fucking window while you talk on your phone and then you have the chutzpah to look the fuck away as i bounce off your dumbass bronco and keep fucking driving.
fuck you.
i hope you have some freak accident where your car keys get lodged in your rectum and the emergency room staff can't use anaesthetic on you and your fucking proctoscopy footage becomes the next internet viral video meme, you fucking turd.

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